Charles Bukowski is one of my favorite writers. He is crude and simple and fun. He was also a Hemingway fan. This story is clearly his take on one of Hemingway's most famous short stories, The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber. (Be warned, it's quite crude. But fun.)
http://elkamikaze.tumblr.com/post/5539649040/stop-staring-at-my-tits-mister-charles-bukowski